me.ricciuti.dreams.dream

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  "alt": "Christopher Nolan while drawing back his fist to punch an old man.",
  "date": "2026-07-26",
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  "story": [
    "I had just arrived at Paris Central Station and was heading somewhere.",
    "I took a flight of stairs, and a French guy started walking alongside me. He looked like Adrien Brody, sporting a stereotypical twisted moustache à la Dalí.",
    "We reached the top of the stairs, and the guy in front of us shoved a poor old man who was walking in the opposite direction with his shoulder.",
    "The old man fell to the ground.",
    "The guy turned around with a look of rage, and I realised he was Christopher Nolan. He drew back his fist as if he were about to punch the old man.",
    "Instinctively, I grabbed my camera and took a photo. The stereotypical French guy next to me was ecstatic. He grabbed me by the arm and took me to a French restaurant.",
    "We started eating, and he explained that he owned a newspaper and would love to buy my photo because it was such a scoop. For some reason, we also had to convince another guy. He was short and quite fat, to the point where he almost looked spherical.",
    "This guy refused to be convinced and went to the bathroom. The French guy asked me to stand guard by the exit to prevent him from escaping.",
    "When we left the restaurant, we started walking and, all of a sudden, entered a private room. There was a party going on, but it was strangely sad. The room was almost empty, with a dusty couch where a few of us were lying. When the guest of honour joined us, I recognised him as an old schoolmate, but somehow he didn't recognise me.",
    "I felt out of place because I hadn't been invited, but another bystander next to me told me not to worry.",
    "My schoolmate started unwrapping his gifts, then picked up a plastic bottle of water and declared, \"This is for someone who's here but shouldn't be.\"",
    "He locked eyes with me and started squeezing the bottle until the pressure forced the cap off, sending a jet of water straight at me.",
    "Everybody laughed, and my camera was about to get soaked too.",
    "Then, all of a sudden, I woke up..."
  ],
  "title": "A Nolan Scoop",
  "fragment": "This is an absolute banger!",
  "createdAt": "2026-07-26T14:07:07.934Z",
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